Posted on 07/27/2007 9:54:17 AM PDT by xzins
ESPRESSO, Achieve that euphoric feeling without the embarrassing track marks!
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I can’t see them either.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
When I worked in DC, we once got a resume from an intern prospect who said she had experiend in “profreading.”
Hey....how come yours show up?
Must’ve worked at a university.
“Hey....how come yours show up?”
‘cause I didn’t steal them!!
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Jan Sugarbrown.” The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, “Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?” She replied, “I thought I was, but mother says I’m not.”
Backatcha...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use. One is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died in his private plane. The third is an attorney who just died after practicing law for 30 years."
"I'll take the lawyer's heart," said the patient.
After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did.
"It was easy," the patient replied. "I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Sign at a local airport:
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!!
True story...
General George Casey, currently the Army Chief of Staff and recently the CincIraq....
I used that “mile in their shoes” line when giving my daily devotional to him and his staff some 7 years ago now. He insisted on the Chaplain daily coupla minute devotional at the staff meetings when in the field. He was a good guy.
I re-uploaded them for you.
Thanks, Titan. :>)
You’re OK.
” Doctor, Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?” The doctor says.........,”Limp!”
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