[Akira]

Genital shrinkage is one thing (see George Costanza), but outright disappearance? I'd say that's an offense rightly punishable by death.

Thanks for bringing the plight of those terrorized by penis snatchers to the forefront. We all know CNN won't give it the attention it deserves.

[CarolAnn]

The victim probably just had a dinky winky......

[Eric in the Ozarks]

"I was in the pool...I was in the pool !"

[MotleyGirl70]

Genital shrinkage is one thing (see George Costanza),

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

[Willie Green]

Thanks for bringing the plight of those terrorized by penis snatchers to the forefront. We all know CNN won't give it the attention it deserves.

Not true. This is a liberal plot to persuade Congress to include Viagra in the African foreign aid shipments.