[JayNorth]

Herr Gray Davis has rented every big shredder in North America after Tuesday's election.

His machine of preference is the Clintonista Turbo 9000, able to shred tall stacks in a single bound.

[Grampa Dave]

Of course Bubba and $inator Hildebea$t get a $ royalty fee for each page shredded and $1000 for each loyal Davis supporter shredded by his burnt out Grayness.