Legends of the Fall: More myths about the current war. (Victor Davis Hanson)

National Review ^ | Victor Davis Hanson

[Valin]

Let's Drop the Big One
No one likes us,
I don't know why
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try.
But all around even our old friends put us down.
Let's drop the big one and see what happens.

We give them money
But are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful
And they're hateful.
They don't respect us so let's surprise them;
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them.

Now Asia's crowded
And Europe's too old.
Africa's far too hot,
And Canada's too cold.
And South America stole our name.
Let's drop the big one;
There'll be no on left to blame us.

We'll save Australia;
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo.
We'll build an all-American amusement park there;
They've got surfing too!

Well boom goes London
And boom Paris
More room for you
And more room for me.
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town.
Oh, how peaceful it'll be;
We'll set everybody free;
You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby,
There'll be Italian shoes for me.
They all hate us anyhow,
So let's drop the big one now.
Let's drop the big one now!

-Randy Newman

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Did the moderator or you just add the link? I was just about to post it but... reload and it's there. Or am I still asleep?
Good find.