OR his "consumption of adult beverages", or cigar smoking. If you or I got caught buying pills on-the-sly, or confessed to doing so, you can just BET we'd be banged-up for 20 years or so SOOO fast it'd make our heads spin.
I wonder: will ABCDisneyESPNFamilyGoMiramax prove to have any hand in keeping him out of the lockup, or insuring a home-incarceration sentence for him so he can keep on entertaining his s*ittoheads (definition: those who believe as-gospel his every word and representation; right or wrong)?