Anyone else think of this first?
Parents Sue Acme Drug Company In Son's Suicide; Son Stepped In Front Of Train
Phoenix -- The parents of a teenage Arizona coyote who threw himself in front of a train are suing the makers of the Acme drug they blame for his suicide.
11 posted on
10/10/2003 6:31:23 AM PDT by
vollmond
To: vollmond
Shame to lose a Super Genius that way.
13 posted on
10/10/2003 6:33:03 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(There's two kinds of people in the world. Those with loaded guns and those that dig.)
To: vollmond
Phoenix -- The parents of a teenage Arizona coyote who threw himself in front of a train are suing the makers of the Acme drug they blame for his suicide. Yes, but this Acme drug was supposed to increase Mr. Coyote's stomach gas, thus adding to the boost on his Acme rocket backpack, which was supposed to allow him to catch the Roadrunner. Wile E. Coyote was in hot pursuit of the bird. He never saw the train. Not suicide. Sad, though. But, being a 'Toon, he will have new life in the next episode.
Not so with young humans. That, too, is sad.
24 posted on
10/10/2003 7:07:38 AM PDT by
Migraine
(my grain is pretty straight today)
To: vollmond
Yes, I thought the Road Runner was finally going to get his come-uppence...
49 posted on
10/10/2003 7:44:19 PM PDT by
tubebender
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