[autoresponder]

Nail stapler?

I put a large serrated shank nail from a air nailgun into myself.

10 aspirin, 2 Buds, Super-Glue, needle & thread, antiseptic, liquid skin; back to work.

I don't like doctors or hospitals.

Home, shower, shave, off to Rory's to socialize and such.

Just another Friday night!

Let's not discuss the jerk that bumped my left center finger into a Piranna nail eater circular saw blade while I was beveling some exterior trim.

I think he moved to Cuba.

I did miss one hour of work that day.

Came back after showing the doctor how to sew up my finger.

Went to Rory's that night as usual.

Hey; I'm single and will sleep when I'm dead.......

[Vigilantcitizen]

"Nail stapler?"

In the exhibit fabrication business, we build everything out of 3/4" birch plywood. Staples hold better and bust out less in plywood than nails do.