[Rebelbase]

I want to see a Quinten Tarantino remake of the Andy Griffith Show. Mayberry 2003.

Opie is in a gang. Andy is sherriff Hege. Barney is manic depressive over Thelma-Lou's swinging. Gomer loses his job at the textile mill, Goober runs a chop-shop, Three of Aunt Bea's husbands have died suspicious deaths, Flyod is an open flamer, Otis is a crackhead and the Darlins are hip-hop rappers.

[91B]

ROFL.