[Redleg Duke]

What I was trying to tell you was that it is a time to celebrate. Tomorrow the war goes on.

You must be a Puritan. You know the definition of a Puritan, don't you?

A Puritan is someone who is desparately worried that somewhere, somehow, someone is having a good time!

Lighten up, for cat's sakes!

[hattend]

I had no idea the Puritans were democrats working for the ACLU and the teachers' union.