[strela]

Dennis Udink says there's nothing dirty about his name. He's trying to get a vanity license plate in Utah that says "UDINK." But his request has been rejected by the Division of Motor Vehicles because it's supposedly vulgar.

His brother-in-law, Sam Penisbreath, is awaiting the DMV's final decision with great interest.

[tractorman]

I heard he hired a lawyer named Mike Ockhertz.

[strela]

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that my post hasn't been nuked yet.