WE all know he deserves a Darwin, but try telling that to the lefties at the Darwin Award web site. I nominated Rachel Corrie for a Darwin (you know, the girl who thought she could single-handedly stop an armored bulldozer?). The response I got from the "commitee" was that I was "sick" for even suggesting that. It might be fun if you were to submit this guy's name, though. If you want to do it anonymously, you can use a mailinator email address (www.mailinator.com). You can use any address you want, and then check the site to see if it got any replies.