[FITZ]

who routinely eased up close to bears to chant "I love you'' in a high-pitched, sing-song voice --

Geez ---- can't say I blame the bears for finally getting fed up with that.

[Lost Highway]

Did you say fed? Ha!

[BartMan1]

"I told him to be much more cautious ... because every time a bear kills somebody, there is a big increase in bearanoia and bears get killed,'' Miller said. "I thought that would be a way of getting to him, and his response was 'I would be honored to end up in bear scat.' ''

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.