There's a guy who's a lunatic…..on the fringe, man, he is really sick
Some medication might do the trick…William Rivers
He's not voted for Kennedy…this is funny, you must agree
He's in John Kerry's district, you see…William Rivers
William Rivers, William Rivers…he's teaching our kids everyday
William Rivers, William Rivers…he is a toon, what can we say
Should he be in a padded room…it should be understood
That's like asking do grizzlies crap out in the woods
Foolish William Rivers
He claims Reagan conceived a plan…the Beirut bombing had been a scam
Through Ollie he sent the bomb to Iran…William Rivers
He does not like our president…he's nuts, that is evident
I laugh out loud when I'm hearing him vent…William Rivers
William Rivers, William Rivers…he's teaching our kids each day
Yes, William Rivers, William Rivers…he is a toon, what can we say
Should he be in a padded room…it should be understood
That's like asking do the grizzlies crap out in the woods
Foolish William Rivers
William Rivers, William Rivers…he's teaching our kids each day
William Rivers, William Rivers…he's a toon, what can we say