[Skooz]

I think my post on the "Destroy the Environment to Satisfy the Bloodlust and Greed of Fat Cat Corporations" committee is a sure thing. I'll put in a good word for anyone who wants to serve with me.

[Poohbah]

I want a seat on the "Warmongering Fascist Running Dog Neoconservative Lackeys of Wall Street" Committee, because killing the enemies of America ought to be a reasonably profitable venture.

I also want a seat on the "Subsidize Capitalist Pigs Through Lower Taxes" committee.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

I'll man the phone tree, if you'll let me help! :)