You Repugnicans are so Stupid [AM says: This is a ripe one!!!]

[Denver Ditdat]

Cut it out and log back in under your real name, you turkey!

Murray Mom?

[dixie sass]

That is gross!!!!!!

Looks suspiciously like Ms McFlabby from D.C.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thank you. I hope you aren't a smoke gnatzie but here is my gnatzie Poem.

Smoke Gnatzies

They buzz around your head until,
You think it will explode.
You’d like to catch them all and flush,
They’d swirl down the commode.
They agitate, they irritate,
They just won’t go away.
They want to tell you how to live,
To all of them I say.
Be gone you pest, just fly away,
My freedom you won’t take.
If not for all the buzzing,
I’d swear you were a snake.
But snakes are bad, and you’re just sad,
So go and bug some cat.
Cause if you don’t get out of here,
There’s gonna be a splat.

Flurry 9/16/3

[MEG33]

Ever see a cat toy with a mouse?!

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Led Zeppelin
Immigrant Song


Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords.

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing.

[Publius6961]

Welcome to the land of the Viking Kitties!
It was nice knowing ya.

What a childish fixated childish rant.
Idiots unclear on the meaning of recall.
Start your recall now, loser. See if you can get 1.6 million signatures just because you're an idiot.

Good luck; oh, and hasta la vista, baby.

[1Old Pro]

CONCLUSIONS CAN BE DRAWN FROM THE CALIFORNIA RECALL ELECTION:

1) The Democrat Party has been steadily imploding. The withering on the vine of the Democrat Party can be traced to the Congressional elections of 1994 - no wonder that hated Newt Gingrich.

2) Republicans got about 3 out of every 5 votes in a very liberal California and the tax and spend Democrat Davis was booted from office by a massive turnout of voters.

3) Take a look at the Democrat Presidential candidates, could there be a weaker field? I don't think so.

4) HOPEFULLY the GOP Senate will see this obvious trend and get tough on the foolish Democrats and their silly obstructionist tactics. Republicans should now be bolstered and they should govern like conservative Republicans.

5) President Bush is doing a fine job, he'll handily win re-election, he can be comfortable in pushing his conservative programs and he should definately fight hard to put conservative judges on the Supreme Court to fill any upcoming vacancies.

[Darksheare]

For this guy, the magic 8 ball said, "Man overboard.. nevermind."

[Happy2BMe]

What's a ZOT?

Ah, yes. This takes me back, back in the mists of time to the zotting of another troll thread.....

Another Darwin Award winner!

Speaking of which....

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[Arrowhead1952]

I have offered the poor baby a pacifier...;)

The DU'ers will need more than a pacifier today... Maybe get an 18 wheeler full of pacifiers and Kleenex for them

[NeoCaveman]

You lucky duck! Put a good word for me, will ya? I'm stuck on the "Clear-Cut the Forests" committee...It's okay, but Orrin Hatch is a real pill to work for!

You think Orrin is tough to work for, you should try being on the "restore the Confederacy Committee" Trent Lott is one tough boss.

[Dallas59]

<img src="http://members.aol.com/drewmaenza/idspuds.gif><br>

[Conspiracy Guy]

Gimme a thread, I can't find it.

[Jonah Hex]

"100 days to recall 2" is no more. Today, the admin modererators' policy seems to be:

One troll post - you get another chance

Two troll posts - you get banned

Three troll posts - they let Lazamataz play with you.

(shudder)

[Admin Moderator]

I think I broke his freakin' neck.

[MEG33]

You are a poet!

[Skooz]

Thanks for the post. Untilthe Viking Kitties, I always thought the lyrics were:

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From ghrhg hhrrg hsdfe tttfs jkjkjiqaj.
he khftrg jh te sffsf nngl jjhhfe hhfg shgts tiu njhgl,
hhrrg hsdfe, ggftyt yytr hjhjh : ghgrrfs, I am coming!

hhjhjhu hhgfg frffs, Ojkjh grree bnnnn fgsfr hhhf fkkklk hygg.

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
hjhjhjh yh nbncb klklklk, hhssloloh gfg hhg bbsdfeds,
ggdrga jhjhjhjh fgfgfgf. hjhhhh over-something.

hhjhjhu hhgfg frffs, Ojkjh grree bnnnn fgsfr hhhf fkkklk hygg.

So now you'd better stop and gdrga all your hhgree,
jhjhjh yh nbncb klklk jhjhjh yh nbncb klklk.

[E Rocc]

Every social problem our nation has is the result of the past 40 years of Democratic rule. Compare any once-great American city which has been under Democratic rule for the past 40 years to its former self before the ideologue rogues got in there to preach, proselytize, and parade their moral-liberalism and personal irresponsibility. It's not a pretty picture.

Cleveland was ahead of the game, we had a Dem mayor so mind-numbingly clueless and obnoxious that he got voted out after two years and one near-miss recall attempt. As a result, the mayoralty belonged to the GOP for the next ten years (unfortunately it now belongs to a really prissy Dem-witch...imagine a socially elitist/conservative Hillary).

Said clueless and obnoxious Dem is running for their Presidential nomination.

-Eric

[Happy2BMe]

"4) HOPEFULLY the GOP Senate will see this obvious trend and get tough on the foolish Democrats and their silly obstructionist tactics."

"The question is or at least ought to be, how can such a small, godless, minority have such influence over our courts and legislative processes?"

Answer:

U.S. Supreme Court, 2003 - The Oligarchy*

Back Row (left to right): Ginsburg, Souter, Thomas, Breyer
Front Row (left to right): Scalia, Stevens, Rehnquist, O'Connor, Kennedy

ol•i•gar•chy
Pronunciation: 'ä-l&-"gär-kE, 'O-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -chies
Date: 1542
1 : government by the few
2 : a government in which a small group exercises control especially for corrupt and selfish purposes; also : a group exercising such control
3 : an organization under oligarchic control

[GOPJ]

So, I'm stuck with "poison the air" committee, again?

I thought that was your committee! I'm on the "starve the school children" committee.