[rmh47]

A former teacher of mine taught a landform geography class north of the arctic circle for graduate students. One morning, he woke up and saw a group of ravens circling over a rise some distance away. He took his 12 ga. w/slugs to investigate and found a grizzly burying a caribou in an alder thicket.

He goes back and tells his students to follow and see something they'll likely never see again. When they get to the rise, most of them want to go down and see the bear. One idiot actually has to be restrained. Unbelievably, the guy says the he is a vegetarian and the bear will sense that he means it no harm.

Did the teacher explain to the student that the caribou killed by the grizzly was a vegetarian too?

[WorkingClassFilth]

I would suppose that observation would have arisen, but I don't know for sure. One thing's certain - the caribou meant the Grizzly no harm either.

There is a streak in me that would have been sorely tempted to let that fool go. In that way, an entire class of numbskulls could have been divested of their green peace ideals in on fell swoop and at least one of their number would never have the chance to vote for another leftist imbecile. Of course, there's another streak in me that would have had to do something once the festivities with Yogi started, so I tend to live in a constant state of tension between my good and ying-yang thingies.