Huzzah! Hallelujah! (or however you spell that)! It took years, but we finally beat those fiendishly clever Indians at their own game, surging to the top of the
"Most Tiger Attacks in One Week" charts.
There is sadness tonight in the 7-11s and low-priced motels of America tonight, I tell you.
Our boys have won their stripes at last ...almost getting a unique peek at them from inside the tiger!