[not_apathetic_anymore]

‘‘Unless you have a dog. Dogs are in there within four seconds."

Actually I believe the dog intentionally spends her time under my feet in the kitchen trying to cause a food fumble that will result in an instant doggie treat. There is no chance food will last even four seconds when she's there!

[mewzilla]

We used to have a St. Bernard. She didn't wait for it to hit the floor. She'd stand up to the counter and get it. We lost a Thanksgiving turkey that way. But there is a reason dogs are called medieval vacuum cleaners :)