[Travis McGee]

According to current feminist self-defense theory, all you need to do is scream "Kiaaahhh!" and then kick the bear in the gonads, and scratch its eyes out with your car keys.

[Shooter 2.5]

It helps to say, "Oh, look, an angel" while pointing skyward.

[RightWhale]

The main problem is that once you have knocked the grizzly sensless with your wheel kick and ripped out its throat with your kung-fu eagle talon, you will have to deal with dept. of fish & game officials. What, no bear tag?