[Miss Marple]

OK...how about this? I will accept that she may be the author of this tripe, but I think she dictated it to a Brit!

[TontoKowalski]

OK, I can buy that. Still, I do like the mental image of her in a flannel nighty and fuzzy bunny slippers, large glass of chablis at hand, hair in curlers, sitting at her computer in the wee hours typing this rant into her computer. All the while knowing that Davis is toast, and not comprehending why the little people just won't listen to her.