[martin_fierro]

Forlong resigned from the satellite television news channel three months ago over allegations that he faked a report he filed from the British nuclear submarine HMS Splendid during the Iraqi conflict, the broadcaster said.
A BBC documentary in July said Forlong's report, which showed the firing of a missile from the submarine, used archive footage to stage the launch.

This might teach journalists something about the importance of doing one's own legwork.

But not ... forlong. (rimshot)

[Callahan]

According tinfoil hat, this man was groped to death by Arnold for having an affair with his mother of his love-child, who just happens to be Ambassador Joe Wilson's wife. Of course it was all planned by Karl Rove.