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"I do not mean to be pompous, as many times I am not able to do so."

Unintentional pomposity?
( a possible tag line?)

[G.Mason]

"Unintentional pomposity?
( a possible tag line?)"

I'll have you know that today is a very solemn day, as there is an election in California.

Because of this election I have sworn not to crack a smile.

Thanks to you, sir, I have not only broken my vow, I have spilled my coffee on my lap.

taking "unintentional pomposity" under advisement ;)