I've come to the sad conclusion that Europeans are remarkably naive, unsophisticated, reactionary, parochial, and easily manipulated.
That’s impossible. They have accents! They must be “worldly and enlightened.”
That's true, I forgot about the Accent Clause. And then there's the really neat way they hold their forks in their left hand when they eat meat that requires cutting... hmm.... this is a tough one.