Hillary Joke of the Day

[Orange1998]

A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only 3 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States; I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President and, above all, the smartest woman in the world." She grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and I don't have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The boy said, "It's ok; there's still a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my school backpack."

[Orange1998]

I thought this was funny.

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[poet]

You thought right. I heard it before, but, still enjoy it.

[rs79bm]

Well it is funny. But not true. If was Hillary was in the plane, she would have been long gone and taken all the parachutes with her.

[Orange1998]

Every time I read it I smile :). This joke never gets old.

[TheGrimReaper]

World's Smartest Woman:

Yeah... right.

[tioga]

Top Ten Things Heard In Line To Buy Hillary Clinton's Book


10. "At last we'll cut through the lies and get to the embellished, politically motivated truth"

9. "Do we get a discount if we've had sex with Bubba?"

8. "Hey, the Whitewater chapter is all shredded"

7. "Why ain't your husband king no more?"

6. "Hillary Clinton? Crap, I thought it was the new Harry Potter book"

5. "That Barnes and Noble cashier looks a lot like Al Gore"

4. "I hear the section about Bill is a pop-up book"

3. "The last time I was at one of these, Rosalyn Carter showed up drunk"

2. "Twenty-eight bucks for a book? That Lewinskys"

1. "I feel weird doing this with your wife right there, Mr. Clinton"

from -- Letterman show

[Paul Atreides]

I'd not heard that one, but it was worth posting!

Hillary: Joke of the Day

[ntnychik]

Hillar-ious ping

[potlatch]

I like it and I never heard it before!