We will be landing at Reality Airport in about 48 hours. Please return to your irrelevant status in California politics at this time. Stalking horses and strawmen should be returned to their full, upright positions. All scurrilous talking points and slander should be turned off. And please make sure that your carry-on preconceptions, buffoonish self-importance, and personal attacks are securely stowed. We will be turning off the former luster of your failed candidate for landing. Thank you for flying Schwarzenegger Airlines!