To err is human, to forgive divine, but if the Dimwits keep attacking us, crush them at the ballot box and in the court of public opinion. They send one of ours to the political hospital, we send two of theirs to the political morgue.
Screw "fair and balanced" journalism. Orchestrate a conservative media campaign that brands every Dimwit leader as a coddler of terrorists and pedophiles.
When you think about the major policies espoused by the Dimwits there are few things that cannot be spun along these lines.
Oppose tax cuts? You hate families with children.
Open borders? You support Osama...he's probably living in your basement with a Gray Davis driver's license.
Hate Bush's judicial nominees? You want to appoint pedophile-loving ACLU types to the bench.
Oppose the Iraq War? Probably named your first born Osama Mohammad Hussein too.
Fair? No. Who cares. This is war.
Screw "fair and balanced" journalism. Orchestrate a conservative media campaign that brands every Dimwit leader as a coddler of terrorists and pedophiles.
Now that is more like it.