[Mr. Mojo]

Sidney telephones Rabbi Levy.
He says, "Rabbi, I know tonight
is Yom Kippur, but tonight the
Yankees are in the playoffs.
Rabbi, I'm a life-long Yankees
fan. I've got to watch the
Yankees game on TV." Rabbi
Levy replies, "Sidney, that's
what video recorders are for."
Sidney is surprised. "You mean
I can tape Yom Kippur?"

[Tribune7]

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