[Jerry_M]

College professor conducting research asks one of his classes: "How many of you engage in sexual relations daily?" A good number of hands go up. Then "How many of you...weekly?" More hands. Then "How many...monthly?" Just a few hands. Professor "Is there anyone I missed?" To which one man waves his hands wildly in the air and yells "Me, me, you forgot about me!". The professor asks "How often do you engage in sexual relations?" and the answer is "Once a year". The professor asks the man "Why are you so excited?". Answer: "Tonights the night! Tonights the night!"

[xzins]

LOL!