[Allegra]

So you're going to watch the cheerleaders. Well, I guess that's OK.

Remind your buddies in Dallas about the Texans beating them 19-10 in their very first NFL game ever. They really hate that.

[Dog Gone]

Thank you very much for bringing up the darkest day in Cowboy history. Well, except for the Ice Bowl, I guess.

I've been a Cowboy fan since I was a little kid growing up in 49er territory. I'm not going to switch allegiance just because we suck pond water.