Should I welcome crime!?
Fear of enemies.
Errrr ... yeah!
Fear of change.
School choice, flat tax, privatization of Social Security and Medicare ... WHO fears change, Fat Boy?
Fear of people not exactly like them.
If I feared everyone who was not a libertarian-conservative-beer swilling-cigar smoking-hockey playing-Italian-Catholic-classic TV loving-cat cuddling-long haired-metalhead I'd spend my entire life alone ...
And, of course, fear of losing any money on anything.
I have no clever quip for this that can add to the inanity of the "point".