[El Gato]

Next thing you know, ABC is going to break in with an interview with Mr. Ed

That should be interesting, since, given the lifespan of horses, Mr. Ed has long since gone to that great paddock in the sky, where he gets whole corn and oasts with mollasses, along a apples and carrots, every day. (And presumably, if he was an Arabian, 72 fillies) :)

[rocklobster11]

Here's a list of other stories waiting to come out:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/insomnia/302309.html

My guess is they'll go to the affair/rape story next.

[tertiary01]

He was a quarter horse and a gelding, and his full sister was a champion race horse. He could only look at the fillies.

[F.J. Mitchell]

And if he was a gelding, he got the family jewels back.