TRUE OR FALSIES. (Ca. Liberalis Alert!)

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1) For a benefit to help drag queens in Chiapas, Nao gave birth to a litter of 'Hello Kittys' and caught them in an Easter basket while perched on a billboard at 16th and Valencia. True or False?

2) Nao demonstrated anal penetration on a national television show. True or False?

3) Nao's work with Osseus Labyrint sparked a Taiwanese debate over censorship in the arts. True or False?

4) Stringing ice necklaces on her body, Nao was married under the Stalin Monument in Prague. True or False?

5) Nao gave an intimate performance in a small Mission gallery where she wrapped each of her dreadlocks in Oscar Mayer bologna and then cut them off making yelping dog noises. True or False?

6) In a collaboration with Lex Lonehood, Nao and Lex painted their bodies with Pepto Bismal for a shoe commercial shot in San Jose. True or False?

7) Appearing on a balcony overlooking the audience, Nao dressed in a man's suit, lip synched to a 1940's meditation record while pelting the audience with baseballs. One videographer was knocked unconscious and admitted into the emergency room. True or False?

8) Nao and a cohort named Amber, driving a 1967 Mercury Monterey in classic low-rider style, kidnapped gallery patrons, blindfolded them and took them on a high speed journey along the streets of San Francisco while playing blaring gangster rap and swilling alcohol. At one point they slowed down to pick up a 'male hustler' whom they paid a meager amount to force himself on the 'victims' while Nao took Polaroids of the action. True or False?

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Cruz has interesting relatives....

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[conserv13]

Did you see the part about the strap on burrito?

[clintonh8r]

Now you see it...Nao you don't.

[Reeses]

Nao was married under the Stalin Monument in Prague.

Who or what did she "marry"? There must have been serious farm water pollution going on while growing up in "Tortilla Flats".

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No quiero Taco Bell!

[tioga]

Saw a reference to this on FOXNews...interesting...only in CA!

[jennyp]

Who's Nao?

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Cruz's sister.