[Cogadh na Sith]

Have you been shagging sheep while stoned on pain pills??????

That is an accusation. That I can deny, but I have to deny it in full and without doubt:

"I did not have sexual relations with that ewe, you!"

(Not a good denial, I'll try again)

"I have never shagged a sheep while on pain pills or otherwise. I would not shag a goat on a boat. I would not shag a ewe in a queue. I would not shag a ram on a dam. Sam I am."

[Nov3]

I didn't read that part to my daughter tonight!