[11th Earl of Mar]

And the pile of dust inderneath the magazine was probably the clinic's first patient... still waiting for his appointment with the doctor.

[Samwise]

My doctor's staff likes to decorate for the holidays. I visited her one Halloween season. They had the normal Jack-o-lanterns, witches, and tombstones with funny inscritptions. They also had a coffin that said Died Waiting to See the Doctor. I got quite a chuckle out of that.