Anyone doing any of the above, from the left, would be branded a hero, not a goat.
That being said, a doctor friend told me of a time a fellow physician friend of his was touring the White House with Clinton and a Secret Service agent when they strolled by a bedroom with the door open.
Inside, was Hillary, making love with a woman. Upon being discovered, she leaped out of bed, naked and screaming, grabbed a lead crystal ashtray and threw it at the three, striking the Secret Service agent in the head, fracturing his skull. Thankfully, he later recovered.
If this were ever verified, she would be lionized and celebrated for her feisty nature and liberated sexuality.