[T Minus Four]

"...for a day at the beech and have dinner at a nice restaurant in the mountains..."

If you're not too insistent about your beach having an accompanying ocean, you can do that right here in Utah :-)

[Hank Kerchief]

...If you're not too insistent about your beach having an accompanying ocean ...

I'm sure it's lovely, but I'd miss my lobster and steamed clams.

Hank