Then I would use the harrassing a cyclist law to full advantage. I am a good bike handler, I can stay afloat on two wheels through the sting of something I am used to having done much paintball mock combat.
But if you hit a person who is not a good bike handler who crashes, hits their head and is severely injured or dies...need I say more.
Bad idea frought with a heaping helping of immaturity. I think you just blew the being a good boy thing and should forget the wishl ist to Santa this year.
In fact, I would even stay off his lap this year as well when Mommy takes you shopping at the local mall.