[Hacksaw]

Does anyone else find it interesting that cyclist attire keeps coming up, typically along with "homo" this and that? Obviously, some here are allowing their deeply repressed homosexual tendencies to bubble to the surface. I'll keep that in mind next time some a-hole tries to knock me off my bike...

Well, they don't understand that the tight elastic shorts are for more than show. You don't want loose shorts or pants chafing your legs on a long ride. They also help keep the old jewels in place - having them constantly swing from side to side can get very annoying.

[RoughDobermann]

Not to mention that skin tight clothes are somewhat better at cutting throught the enemy (the wind) than, say, overalls...

[Hatteras]

"They also help keep the old jewels in place - having them constantly swing from side to side can get very annoying."

Bicyclists don't have "jewels". Their girlie-men, remember? And you'll have a better chance of finding any doodads at a Catch and Release Elk Hunt!