[atlaw]

"Look, I have nothing against you little spandex pansies if you're willing to keep your feather asses out of my lane. Being an athlete, I'm able to control my speed and accuratley judge the distance I have when I encounter slower moving traffic."

An athletic driver? Are you an athletic television watcher too? Thirty-five reps in the barcalounger, whew . . .

[Skip Ripley]

I'm talking about inline skating, dumbass...