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St Peter: Let's see. Your lied to your mom about your homework. You got to third base with Suzie Kendall in 9th grade. Hmmm...pens from work. Nothing really......WELL, LOOKY HERE!!!

LOL!

I don't think it's so much the sex, as it is the sheer blasphemy of it all. I mean, this is right up in G-d's face.

The guy was 38, and he has a heart attack. There is very little chance that this was not a direct Act of G-d.

Note to the rest of you: Don't have sex against the West Wall on the Temple Mount, either. It's the same G-d and he'll do ya for that too.

I'm thinkin Lucy got some splainin to do right now. I'm thinking he is in that line with all those reformed Jews listening to St Peter checking off Deuteronomy

"Heard of this? Nope? How about this? Nope? Any of these? Not a chance, huh? Does the term "Torah" sound familiar at all? "

"There is very little chance that this was not a direct Act of G-d."

Richmond Times Dispatch
Anne Noyme
10/1/2003

Richmond - Brian Florence, 38, of Virginia Beach Virginia was found dead in his home early Tuesday morning. He was awaiting trial in a highly publicized case in New York City, where he stood accused, with co-defendant Loretta Lynn Harper, of trespassing in relation to an incident where it is alleged that Florence and Harper, engaged in intercourse in a Manhattan Catholic church.

Preliminary results of an autopsy performed at the Medical College of Virginia indicate that Florence suffered from a rare congenital cardiac condition that predisposes to arrhythmias, or abnormal heart rhythms, which could lead to sudden cardiac death. Although present from birth, the condition is frequently without symptoms.

The court case involving Florence and Harper has been postponed until November.

I guess God was just waiting 38 years to nail him for boinking in church!