[GulliverSwift]

About the only way they could get people to watch is if they sponsored a no-hold-barred wrestling match among the 10 dimwits. After the last one standing thinks he's won, Algore comes bounding out of the stands in a sweat-drenched, leotard bodysuit and goes after him.

Of course, anyone watching would be unable to eat for several hours afterward.

[longtermmemmory]

will the newsreaders desk have a concealed front on the desk? (hopefully they will have better looking interns)