[ArneFufkin]

He's your oldest and your best friend
If you need him he'll be there again
He's always willing to be second best
The perfect lodger, the perfect guest

He never makes any enemies, enemies
He won't complain if he's down on his knees
He'll always ask, he'll always say please

Beautiful loser, never take it all
Because it's easier, and faster when you fall

I don't remember the first stanza. That's why I haven't followed through with that Bob Seger "Is he or isn't HE?" tribute tour.

McClintock ain't beautiful or gracious

[Robert_Paulson2]

"McClintock ain't beautiful or gracious"

I have to agree. But he is approaching "sainthood" with a particular group of groupies hereabouts...