"Kids, I want you to follow the rules, go to church, don't take drugs, don't mess around sexually, and above all, study hard."
"Why, dad?"
"Well, so you'll be a success."
"But Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't do any of those things, and he's governor of California!"
"Son, if you act according to principles, you'll have my respect."
"Dad, Tom McClintock acted according to his principles, and you were disgusted with him."
"Go your room, son."
"Can't do that, dad. You see, I forged your name to some papers and sold the house. The new owners will be arriving shortly. I guess you could seek legal counsel, but lawyers cost money, and I cleaned out your bank account too. I'll be leaving now -- but dad, thanks for all you taught me -- about how winning is everything, and character doesn't count."