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"No, I don't mind if you smoke. Do you mind if I f*rt? It's one of my habits... I quit once for a year, you know, but I gained a lot of weight. It's hard to quit. You know, after sex I really get the urge to light one up." -- Steve Martin

[Max McGarrity]

'And it's just as stupid when you say it as it was when Steve Martin did.

What is it about bodily functions that attracts anti-smokers?