To: AdamSelene235
" I'd rather count office buildings for lease or note how much tobacco is left in thrown away cigarettes"
When I was in the U.K. a couple of years ago, I half-smoked a ciggie then stomped it out. This homeless guy went all bug-eyed, came up to me and exlaimed "That's half a fag! You've got to promise never to do that again!"
22 posted on
09/30/2003 1:05:54 PM PDT by
Tauzero
(Avoid loose hair styles. When government offices burn, long hair sometimes catches on fire.)
To: Tauzero
When I was in the U.K. a couple of years ago, I half-smoked a ciggie then stomped it out. This homeless guy went all bug-eyed, came up to me and exlaimed "That's half a fag! You've got to promise never to do that again!"In the same situation, my response was to mutter "YOU'RE half-a-fag" then sucker-punch him.
27 posted on
09/30/2003 4:27:46 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(I am the extended middle finger in the fist of life.)
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