[No Blue States]

""I've been listening to Madonna since I was 12 years old," Granada said, showing off her book. The wriggling tots were too busy playing with the plastic bag to pay any attention. But then again, this really wasn't about them."

Great article, EXCELLENT ending.

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Did you notice that the dingbat mother, Lizzy, actually named her daughter after Madonna's daughter?

[FITZ]

the plastic bag

Yes --- and "plastic bag" pretty much sums up Madonna.