[biblewonk]

That's one of the most twisted interpretations I've ever heard. It still doesn't come close to Marianism though.

Tell me the one about Her immaculate conception and how she sits in heaven as the distributrix of all graces.

[Rutles4Ever]

Could Christ the Saviour, God, be nourished from conception with the blood of one stained with sin? Could he pass through "the gate" if it were less than sinless?

While you're at it, please explain the Holy Trinity and cite its occurrence in the Bible as a concept.

Once you're done with that, please also cite where the word "bible" appears in the Bible...