Now, that's not as crazy as you think. My wifes uncle was a crypie for the CIA in their embassies overseas. He needed a cover identity because being the crypie for the CIA was a secret. Therefore the "cover" identity for him was that he was a crypie for the Pentagon. See, it makes perfect sense.....
wrapping duct tape tightly around my head so that when it explodes I'll still have all of the PIECES......
GEORGE TENET!!