[Lazamataz]

Offshore work allows firms to remain competitive, said Coburn, freeing up money for R&D and marketing "to grow their business faster and therefore hire more people in the U.S."

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Hire them to do what????!

[Question_Assumptions]

Hire them to do what? Sales. Someday, everyone will be a salesman, selling goods and services from other countries to other salesman. That the world will let us pay for those goods and services without actually producing anything in return will be the really amazing part of the whole process.

[B Knotts]

Hire them to do what????!

Cut the grass at the corporate headquarters?

[A. Pole]

Hire them to do what????!

Selling apples.

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