Al Franken is an irrelevant sissy

World Net Daily ^ | 9/29/03 | Vox Day

[Tribune7]

Al Franken is standing up for the manhood of the Democratic Party. The task falls to him, it seems, since he is one of the last white men remaining in that collection of hypersensitive racists, outdated labor unions, infanticidal feminists and globalist socialists not named Kennedy.

Al Franken is more than a former comedian, he has now devolved into a media parasite worthy of note. His latest best-seller, "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them," is in much the same vein as his previous book on Rush Limbaugh, showing him to be a literary mosquito dependent upon sucking blood from the efforts of others.

This is not to say that the book is entirely useless. Mr. Franken does an admirable job of exposing some of the more risible gaffes, exaggerations and, yes, lies of several current media stars. Nevertheless, like an increasing number of Americans, I'll take the quasi-conservative blowhard O'Reilly over the moribund leftist cadavers at CNN, despite his purple pen. So, too, with regard to Sean Hannity, although his failure to grasp the proper calculation of percentage differences is almost as cringe-inducing as O'Reilly's fiction.

But Franken's critiques are, for the most part, irrelevant. It is particularly so with regard to the case of leftist media bias put forth by my favorite columnist, Ann Coulter. Indeed, if Franken were an exterminator, one can easily imagine the scenario proceeding thusly:

[Temple Owl]

Be kind! Al Franken is one of those poor people who voted for a pervert. He just doesn't know any better. He was probably sexually abused by his mother whe he was two, twelve and twenty-two.

A really familty man.

[Stew Padasso]

This guy wants to fight Alec Baldwin: http://www.libertyteeth.com/Baldwin%20Main.htm

[Ssrn53]

Al Frankenberry is a closet Homo.